Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince,... - FML

By Cheese4men - 14/05/2010 23:28 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

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LucianDeSouza 4

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:02

hahahah this is funny . ur bf sounds like a keeper.....

xn8gx 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:02

hey if my gf breathed fire, I'd warn my hamster too! just saying...

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Enzi_fml 21

Thursday 7 February 2013 2:24

Ahaha that's kind of adorable!

hotcatzrule 7

Monday 22 April 2013 8:40

Magic eraser will take it off. My kids have gotten more then one permanent marker and decorated the walls, it works, just be careful how hard you scrub bc it will take off paint.

Troisaules 7

Monday 17 June 2013 3:50

Lol.. Get over yourself , that's hilarious :)

Elfkid21 19

Saturday 13 July 2013 4:37

Hahahahahhahahaha omg!!! hahahahahahahahaha wtf??!!! hahahahahahhaha

jweb1434 6

Thursday 19 December 2013 19:06

Sounds like he loves his hamster more than you

imhope 23

Monday 30 December 2013 21:23

Your bf sounds awesome

ilovemychem 22

Tuesday 31 December 2013 2:27

Your brothers life is ****** more than yours..if that helps

pompomkiwi 14

Friday 10 January 2014 7:13

This made me laugh so hard! Anyone elce?

Jebinthebox 2

Tuesday 13 May 2014 3:38

You have to admit, that was pretty funny.

froudji_fml 4

Tuesday 17 June 2014 10:09

HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR. Excellent!

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