Miscellaneous: Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone,...

By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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Lost

By Anonymous - 15/11/2025 09:00

Today, at a fancy restaurant, I walked into the restroom. After washing my hands, I looked up and noticed the urinals and the sudden presence of three very confused men. I had walked into the men’s bathroom. I pretended to check my phone like I was lost. FML

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By crappingrapping - 21/05/2013 15:01 - United States

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

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Intense humming

By Anonymous - 02/08/2025 03:00 - United States - Houston

Today, while using a public bathroom, I was singing to myself because I thought I was alone and not in a rush. When I opened the door, three people were waiting in line. One of them rushed in behind me, another seemed really annoyed, and the third person said, "I love that song!", confirming that they heard everything FML

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Stinky and gross

By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML

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Pay attention

By Anonymous - 04/07/2025 15:00 - United States - Newport

Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML

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Losing my mind

By Oh Gnooooo - 16/03/2025 21:00 - United States

Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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By XavierLing - 23/07/2019 06:00

Today, my thigh was itchy, so I went into a bathroom stall to scratch it. I, for some reason, moaned out loud while doing it. After that, the men's bathroom went completely silent. FML

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whythankyou 19

Sunday 12 January 2014 9:39

Kudos to you for being brave enough to sing in a public restroom.

guci101 14

Sunday 12 January 2014 9:43

Did you think the urinals were sinks or something?

Comments

coklara 15

Sunday 12 January 2014 23:48

I guess you didn't notice the urinals...

devans00 14

Monday 13 January 2014 0:09

I hate people who sing or whistle in the bathroom.

protogod614 4

Monday 13 January 2014 0:23

did you not see the urinals? lol

noobienick 19

Monday 13 January 2014 1:30

"Accidentally"

awilliams44 9

Monday 13 January 2014 1:47

lmao I've never heard of singing in a public bathroom. sorry op :)

Xotoolyxo 16

Monday 13 January 2014 4:10

Mhm, men must be really quiet when they use the restroom

Duskf1re 12

Monday 13 January 2014 4:20

I walked into a women's restroom by accident once luckily no one was in there I walked in it because there was NO sight of a gender sign.

sanecatlady 13

Monday 13 January 2014 4:58

I don't even like talking to someone else while I'm in a stall. Or if they talk to me. It's only not humiliating while I wash my hands at the sink afterwards. I can't even figure out how guys use those urinals without feeling extremely uncomfortable.

Flashman9000 9

Monday 13 January 2014 5:02

****, you are dumb.

Labrynthian 6

Monday 13 January 2014 8:52

How exactly do you mistake the men's bathroom for the women's bathroom? Can't you tell, when you enter? In addition to that, it's pretty silly to sing in a public place and not expect people to hear you. Sorry, but YDI.