Miscellaneous: Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a...

By lala - 25/01/2010 17:21 - United States

Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a really cute bag that I want for my birthday. After emailing it to my mom, I noticed I'd forgotten to close another tab in the browser. The tab had a very suggestive title, for an even more suggestive website. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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By Anon - 07/05/2011 06:08 - United Kingdom

Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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DELETE! DELETE!

By mako - 26/05/2017 02:00

Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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Busted

By Extended_desktop - 11/09/2011 17:53 - Poland

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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Tinder surprise

By Oopsie - 27/05/2019 20:17

Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML

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Nothing to be ashamed of

By Anonymous - 14/07/2022 16:00

Today, a friend was trying to show me memes on her phone when I noticed she had a few tabs open. I told her she was draining her battery and should close them. She opened them. Two were sex toy store pages. She was so embarrassed that she kicked me out. FML

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Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:04

I'm dying to know what site this person was on

elektrik_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 23:51

And you didn't just copy the website that the bag was on because...?

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SHINeeAes 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 14:32

LMFAO ! This is like so fucken random :L BUT, um .. how did you guys know she's searching up ****? o.O

animalcrosser5 0

Friday 29 January 2010 0:31

Why print screen? If you wanted to show the site, send a link, if you wanted to send the pic, save the actual image file on the actual web page.

ceelaudia 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:57

why...were...you...on there?

rwac07 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 8:41

was it pornhub or redtube?

sycokid 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:38

LOL at least your mom has a reference xD

MetalcoreBassist 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:37

girl + **** = awesome!

Crotcho_fml 0

Friday 26 February 2010 14:13

You deserve it for not knowing how to use a computer, genius.

UnluckyDom 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 2:38

Cut out the pic. in Paint, paste it in a new canvas, save and send.

Poepiepiesie 3

Monday 9 August 2010 11:50

Suggestive as in Usbags.com/prada orrrr pornhub.com/femdom ? Fyl though use hyperlinks next time.

Evan2297 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 6:11

Either your gay or your a girl that watches ****...

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Today, I hooked up with a girl who had a total Nicki Minaj butt. She wanted me to do her doggy style, and the spirit was willing but the flesh wasn’t long enough to reach more than an inch inside, no matter how much we readjusted. We ended up switching to missionary, but neither of us were happy. FML

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Today, I shoveled the driveway because there's enough snow to block my car. Overnight we're supposed to get six more inches of snow. It's like shoveling the driveway is a waste of time because more snow gets piled on it the next day. FML

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