Transportation: Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when...

By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By Debz - 29/07/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was already late so I sprinted to catch the bus. Just as I jumped on, my left shoe flew off, and I practically tripped over my own feet, falling flat on my face in a bus full of strangers. The driver asked, "You OK Ma’am?" while stifling laughter. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

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By arghh - 29/09/2009 09:43 - Australia

Today, I was on a tram and I noticed an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping my bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closed. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:02 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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Wednesday 23 May 2012 18:38

Thus, the beginning of a porno. Bow chicka wow wow.

dc4 12

Wednesday 23 May 2012 18:39

Is that the story you're going with?

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asleepingbear 8

Thursday 24 May 2012 5:14

The closest to pussy you ever got :D

iahntajonera 3

Thursday 24 May 2012 7:33

I don't know about that, karma seems to be working pretty well here. Help an old lady, get to see old lady undergarments.

Dirty_Minded_FML 2

Thursday 24 May 2012 8:16

If you're male, you did it purposely. If you're female, it was an accident

BloodFaerie 21

Thursday 24 May 2012 8:32

oohhhh ohhhh oh my gawd! I'm laughing so hard it hurts! man!

Matty1188 6

Thursday 24 May 2012 10:25

If the old lady was standing, why did no one offer to give up their seat for her??

AJRand 14

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:34

She could have been offered one but didn't accept.

1crabbygirl 10

Thursday 24 May 2012 11:05

That belongs in a movie. A real movie.

wiseguy69 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 15:29

That's cute

aJaguarinRed 9

Thursday 24 May 2012 16:51

The hell kind of driver you have?! Student?

lovebeecharmer 6

Thursday 24 May 2012 17:35

Granny panties?

ALpein 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 20:39

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Today, when I bent down to get something off a low shelf at the grocery store, I felt my shorts split wide open at the butt. All my husband did was make jokes about "that's not how you do the splits." FML

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