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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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circayouandme 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 14:16

Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 7:25

Everyone is talking about the boyfriend. What about the **** "best friend?" Go.

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JDH323 6

Wednesday 22 October 2014 5:57

Well with friends like that you don't need enemies

xFiiRe 19

Tuesday 11 November 2014 15:38

Well, that escalated quickly....

sparxva 12

Wednesday 31 December 2014 21:55

He isnt your boyfriend. You are just the last to figure it out.

Firecatcher319 8

Thursday 1 January 2015 22:08

Ummm.. I would freak out if that happened to me

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Friday 30 January 2015 18:11

Time for a new friend

Kramer1998 20

Monday 9 March 2015 23:15

Boy, That escalated quickly! I mean that got out of hand real fast!

JavitheWrestler 15

Sunday 26 April 2015 23:20

I wonder if this is related to the guy who had drunk sx with that girl.

odeedj 5

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:36

That escalated quickly!!!

NoticeMeSenpai_ 6

Saturday 11 July 2015 8:25

This might sound insane, but i would of beaten his ass with a katana.

General_Cool 24

Sunday 12 July 2015 1:05

WTF?

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Today, while interviewing for a job, I was greeted by the interviewer with a handshake and a greeting of, "Hello Victoria, my name is Bill." I responded with, "Hello. My name is Bill." I think it's safe to assume I didn't get the job. FML

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