Love: Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got...

get a better guy. at least u still have a life to live. he is going to be paying child support and watching this kid u can go and do whatever u want. get a hotter guy

Kiki19968 0

Friday 8 July 2011 15:14

Thts bs

Kiki19968 0

Friday 8 July 2011 15:16

Abortion is like m.urder how can u k.ill something thts gonna be so cute

Blondebabygirl12 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 11:00

better her then you

vickiejiang1990 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:58

once a geeky horney dude always a horney a hole

schubacca 0

Friday 22 July 2011 23:33

u should move

koolkat27 13

Saturday 23 July 2011 9:14

Ouch:(

TIMTHOMAS30 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 1:47

hahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!

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Today, I was finally about to propose to my girlfriend at a fancy restaurant. Just as I got down on one knee, the fire alarm went off and the entire restaurant had to evacuate. She thought I was joking, and now she’s mad at me for "messing with her emotions." FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that the ring I wear on my ring finger needs to come off because it's too big. It's too big because I bought it for him and he gave it back to me 6 months later. I've been wearing it on the same finger for the last 3 months with no problems. FML

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Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish byproduct. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML

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Today, marks two years since me and my boyfriend refused to apply for jobs because we wanted to “pursue our dreams.” We are currently unemployed and frustrated, while our friends make six figures. FML

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Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

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