Health: Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday...

By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML

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By Rach - 08/06/2010 14:24 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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By Tea gurl - 23/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML

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By pygmalion - 26/09/2009 10:39 - United Kingdom

Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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Monday 16 May 2011 19:00

Sorry OP. I think you should just relax, and have a cup of tea.

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Monday 16 May 2011 18:56

Oh my god! A double burn!

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xxZombieCookiexx 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:57

You mean like the person who spilled hot tea on their crotch?

MzVentura 9

Friday 28 October 2011 4:49

Sign you should stop drinking tea

lantern 6

Saturday 4 February 2012 0:09

Stop drinking tea

dianadoll 23

Thursday 15 March 2012 6:25

maybe it's time for ice..

RoxxyHustle 7

Monday 23 April 2012 23:12

you need a sippy cup asap.

piefert 0

Monday 13 August 2012 0:45

Dejavu?

cinnamondemon 8

Thursday 17 January 2013 5:04

Buuuurn. ...sorry, i just had to say it...

AliveLikeFire 7

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:00

You need to stop drinking hot drinks

fuckallyoupeople 4

Friday 21 June 2013 11:58

I'm detecting a pattern here.

serxo 14

Saturday 15 February 2014 7:16

Try drinking something cold? Lol

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