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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 22:47 - United States

Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML

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Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 18:16 - France

Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML

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Today, I joined an impromptu work video meeting from a family vacation but forgot to change my display name from “Mom’s iPad.” For the entire hour, everyone called me “Mom” and I didn’t understand why they were calling me that. Once I realized what was going on, it was too late, so I’m officially “Mom” at work now. FML

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By brutality - 15/06/2009 05:38 - Canada

Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML

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By Goldar - 10/04/2013 02:44 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:22

Shut up Meg.

hellokittyrainbo 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:23

did you go to your room and eat a whole bowl of peanuts?

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womblebat 2

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:43

shut up meg.

Primus_fml 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:45

Is that last line really necessary? Who doesn't know who Meg from Family Guy is?

GawZ 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:45

I'd hit Meg

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:49

"Meg!" "thbbbbbbpppt!"

r6_fml 4

Wednesday 22 September 2010 9:50

"Meg Meg Meg Meg Meg" "phbt" "phbt" "phbt" "phbt" "phbt"

DELUCA_BAZOOKA 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 21:05

hells yeah

awhsum 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:45

:)

ThatLooksSticky 16

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:46

You must look like a sea cow.

gagalooooo 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 9:36

haha

QwertyMcNugget 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:47

My brother calls me Meg. XD

afallingstar 22

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:47

I love family guy!

jewbies 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:49

now go have an affair with your mayor!

makayla_roxx 2

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:49

more like in soviet russia school hates you xD

bigbadtim 7

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:50

You should start singing Surfing Bird at school for everybody.

afallingstar 22

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:09

have you heard? the bird is the word

cabbitt 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 8:01

Oh well-a bird, bird, bird...

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Today, I saw a photo on Instagram of my friend flipping the camera the bird. She'd tagged it under "irony", so I jokingly suggested that she borrow a dictionary. She responded with a tirade of abuse, claimed to be sleeping with my boyfriend, and blocked me an hour later. FML

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