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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 22:47 - United States

Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML

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By anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By 5minsolder - 08/02/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, apparently, I can't have a bad day. After school, mom asked me if I'd had a good day. I told her no. Without asking, she went on a tirade about how unsociable I am and how poor my attitude is. I was harassed all day by my classmates because I don't wear expensive brand name clothes like they do. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 05:02

Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 18:16 - France

Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML

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Vacation breaker

By Mommys boy - 23/07/2025 00:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, I joined an impromptu work video meeting from a family vacation but forgot to change my display name from “Mom’s iPad.” For the entire hour, everyone called me “Mom” and I didn’t understand why they were calling me that. Once I realized what was going on, it was too late, so I’m officially “Mom” at work now. FML

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By brutality - 15/06/2009 05:38 - Canada

Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML

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By Goldar - 10/04/2013 02:44 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:22

Shut up Meg.

hellokittyrainbo 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:23

did you go to your room and eat a whole bowl of peanuts?

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mschrisaya 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 5:57

39 shut up! Your the one whining about not getting laid.

pinkprincess7849 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:01

canadians MURDEER BABY SEALS! U ALL ARE HORRIBLE!

ommm999 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:35

hey Meg, 18 yet??

mackalpha 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:35

DAMN IT MEG!!! *punches face*

whoisthisgirl 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:56

do frozen hot dogs disappear in your house too 

bulletetl 3

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:23

you forgot to mention fat! meg's fat too!

Mekotsu 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 17:47

the same thing is happening to me luckily its just my friends ******* with me

ijenah 0

Friday 24 September 2010 0:17

aw sorry op that's horrible! tell all to **** off

ijenah 0

Friday 24 September 2010 0:21

aw sorry op that's horrible! tell all to **** off

guitarman201 3

Friday 24 September 2010 2:56

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