Health Today, I shat a magnet. FML

My phone apparently won't let me reply to comments, but thank you #40, the FML and most of the magnet jokes didn't amuse me. Your comment actually made me laugh. :)

AffrontedFetus 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 9:36

Dont hate. Some FMLs require a button other than YDI or FYL.

Ricky23J 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 9:38

ME TOO IT WOULDN'T LET ME CLICK IT!>:(

Ricky23J 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 9:39

that's what's up

Ecklcakes 15

Tuesday 27 September 2011 9:42

Clearly at some point you did something to deserve this.

Dudelike89 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 9:44

Let's ask the Mormons.

alexchiltonLC 7

Tuesday 27 September 2011 9:45

Just go to the fml underneath and click the up arrow...smh

MegamiKaosu 28

Tuesday 27 September 2011 9:45

Warning! ******** magnet will return you to your normal attractiveness

imustbeinsane 2

Tuesday 27 September 2011 9:47

And an X-men was born

codywade 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 9:53

It's not hard to click em takes me bout half a second to get it

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Today, I had a job interview and things were going really well until I noticed the woman interviewing me staring at the inside of my elbow. I am recovering from a poison sumac rash, and each spot looks like a puncture wound from a syringe. I was dismissed before the interview was over. FML

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Today, I was prepping for an interview after several months of unemployment. I had just finished brushing my teeth when I reached back and grabbed a towel behind me to wipe my face. Turns out it wasn't a towel, it was my newly dry-cleaned suit jacket that my wife had put there for me. FML

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Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML

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Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML

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Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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Today, we went to clear out our car. It was totaled by a drunk driver without car insurance. It was first towed to the police's impound lot, and then transferred to a garage. Everything was in the car at the police lot, but when we got to the garage, the two 12" subwoofers and amplifier were gone from the car. FML

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