Today, I received my first nude. Unfortunately, it was my best... - FML

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By Sexually Frustrated - 12/11/2018 20:40 - United States

Today, I received my first nude. Unfortunately, it was my best friend asking me if she should send it to her boyfriend. I couldn’t even tell what it was. FML.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 17 November 2018 2:42

If I were you, I'd be more worried if your boyfriend started pushing cake into other girls' faces.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 15 November 2018 22:55

Why? Bad lighting, bad angle, too blurry, or have you just never seen a naked woman before? If it's the latter, you need to. They're great. Most of the time.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 15 November 2018 22:55

Why? Bad lighting, bad angle, too blurry, or have you just never seen a naked woman before? If it's the latter, you need to. They're great. Most of the time.

sunnyray812 42

Thursday 15 November 2018 22:55

I don't understand why girls will send their nudes to their best friend and ask if it's good enough to send to the boyfriend. That's so skanky. Only the boyfriend should be seeing her naked. I wonder how he will feel knowing that those nudes are going to other men that she interacts with. If my boyfriend sent nudes to his women friends, I'd kick him out of the house and never talk to him again no matter what the intention was! That shows lack of respect for your partner.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 17 November 2018 2:42

If I were you, I'd be more worried if your boyfriend started pushing cake into other girls' faces.

sunnyray812 42

Saturday 17 November 2018 3:16

I must say that's a good one! 😂

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