Love: Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game...

By bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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Second Life

By Aaron - 12/04/2021 07:59

Today, I finally got to experience being loved, or at least what it looks like. I paid for a fabulous wedding in a video game with a reluctant friend, who only agreed after I explained all the free costumes, pets, and other items he'd receive. FML

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By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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Time to bail

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

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Is it not your baby as well?

By Anonymous - 06/03/2021 05:03

Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML

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Priorities

By Anonymous - 15/06/2025 22:00 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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Forever alone

By Perry Winkle - 03/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML

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By rani - 02/02/2013 22:34 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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Krirn 21

Tuesday 21 February 2012 12:04

You mean "the" wife in a video game right? Cause when you say it like that it sounds like she's play Sims with you.

FruityLoooons 8

Tuesday 21 February 2012 11:59

What video game is it?

Comments

ouchie1013 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:01

SIMS!!

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:10

Virtual Laguna Beach.

meagann01 4

Wednesday 22 February 2012 12:37

She's a keeper.

em1nem13 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 13:41

Were you playing Skyrim? Heard you could marry in that game

loganmarquez 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 16:28

Try playing fewer games.

emmy462 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:23

That's what I was going to say...haha.

leilei91 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:39

I would say skyrim only because I know that the wife's in tht game are like firkin dogs and do everything

leilei91 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:39

I would say skyrim only because I know that the wife's in tht game are like firkin dogs and do everything

youliia 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 19:47

That sounds quite..depressing.

emmy462 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:25

That's what I was going to say...haha.

Anarch99 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 3:20

did age erp with you XD

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Today, three days before I take my bar exam, the biggest exam of my life, I got my monthly. And I get to bring my belongings in a clear plastic bag so the world knows. FML

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Today, I confiscated a 1st grader's cell phone. It was better than anything I could come close to affording. FML

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Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been flirting with at work. Some coworkers had discreetly warned me about him, but I thought he was cute. We get to the date, and after an hour of small talk, he spent the next two hours trying to get me to invest in his crypto coin thing that "is definitely going to be huge." FML

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Today, I got written up because apparently leaning on the counter at work is unprofessional, even if you're about to pass out and the counter is the only thing keeping you on your feet. FML

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Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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Today, I just got done reading all the healthy benefits that come with sex. One of them is higher self-esteem. Then I remembered that I haven't had sex in 15 months. FML

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