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IttyBittyTitty - 25/05/2016 14:44 - United States - Pinckney

Today, I realized my athletic boyfriend has bigger breasts than I do. FML

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Thursday 26 May 2016 2:21

Oh, same fam.

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Thursday 26 May 2016 2:21

Oh, same fam.

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Even after several hours I wasn't able to climax. My girlfriend now thinks that I don't like her body, and the reason I couldn't orgasm is because I don't like having sex with her. We spend the rest of the night in silence. FML

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Today, at the office, my boss lectured me for being two minutes late for work, even though yesterday I worked on my lunch break because she needed my help. important to mention: my boss is my sister. FML

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Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

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Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was OK. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML

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Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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Today, I overheard my husband’s disgusting misogynist brother saying that I shouldn’t be allowed to discipline my son, because “it’ll turn him into one of those pussy ass soyboy simps that listens to bitches.” My husband didn’t even back me when I told the douche to leave our house. FML

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