Miscellaneous: Today, I learned what it's like to be mugged and stabbed. They... - FML

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By rpurce08 - 30/06/2016 15:47 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I learned what it's like to be mugged and stabbed. They didn't take my wallet or phone, but instead my bag with old shoes and a shirt. Worth a fraction of my medical bills. FML

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AaronP11 11

Friday 1 July 2016 3:11

I feel so sorry for you. I offer my prayers towards your full recovery. I hope this never happens to you again. I wish you the best of luck in recovering.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Friday 1 July 2016 11:51

Wow, that's seriously ****** up. Just gald you weren't injured more severely or even killed.

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AaronP11 11

Friday 1 July 2016 3:11

I feel so sorry for you. I offer my prayers towards your full recovery. I hope this never happens to you again. I wish you the best of luck in recovering.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Friday 1 July 2016 11:51

Wow, that's seriously ****** up. Just gald you weren't injured more severely or even killed.

Elgrin 15

Friday 1 July 2016 15:53

On the bright side, you're alive and still have your wallet and phone. ^_^

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