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By Lil Marko - 06/07/2016 13:00 - Australia - Westmead

Today I learned that my Ex Girlfriend of over 1 year was actually lesbian and the main reason she hooked up with me was because FedEx shipped to my place and not hers. FML
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FoxOne_fml 12

A lesbian had sex with you for a year just to ship to your address? She sounds beyond desperate. If one of my friends couldn't ship to his/her own place I wouldn't have any issue just letting them ship to my place.

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Unlucky1232 20

she didn't just go "hey i think my *insert object here" shipped to your home instead of mine. did you receive a(n) *insert object here*" so much ******* simpler with way less collateral damage. what a bitch

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Well that's a new one - PO Box prostitution!

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Leeono 26

At least she received your package too..

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FoxOne_fml 12

A lesbian had sex with you for a year just to ship to your address? She sounds beyond desperate. If one of my friends couldn't ship to his/her own place I wouldn't have any issue just letting them ship to my place.

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