Kids: Today, I learned just how much change a toddler can stuff in...

By Gameless Guy - 24/12/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I learned just how much change a toddler can stuff in to a Nintendo Wii. I also learned that those things are put together with special screws. FML

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By neverhavingkids - 21/01/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML

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By why me - 29/06/2016 04:41 - United States - Milford

Today, I bought a brand new Wii U. My cat must have thought the wires looked tasty because he chewed through each of them, which will now cost me another $100. FML

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By Rush Snake - 05/01/2009 03:57 - France

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

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By mizzy - 19/11/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML

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By Username - 03/06/2011 14:04 - United States

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

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By Momfail - 27/02/2022 06:00

Today, I had my son do some chores around the house. I was fairly proud of him for doing it himself, until he told me he accidentally washed his Nintendo in his sheets, and now it doesn’t work. I can’t afford a new one and he now refuses to do chores because, “I did and look what happened!” FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

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By Inod - 07/07/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML

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By disappointed uncle - 01/02/2023 04:00

Today, I offered to help my 15 year-old nephew with taking care of his newborn baby. First thing I see when I enter his room is him playing Mario Kart on his Nintendo Switch, and his child with a full diaper, screaming and crying. FML

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By ktin - 19/08/2010 12:02 - Australia

Today, I got Wii Fit, Wii Mario Kart and Wii Mario Galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a Wii. FML

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Sargasm 4

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:14

Soooo... how MUCH change can a toddler stuff into a Wii?!

pattheaninal 9

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:35

In Soviet Russia, Wii screws you!

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piperbaby 3

Sunday 25 November 2012 6:17

And that is why I will never have destructive, dumb ass children

ajh557 22

Tuesday 16 July 2013 3:59

Actually those triangle screwdrivers are not that hard to find, and that's what is used on a wii

Jarralad 16

Saturday 19 October 2013 15:06

i feel your pain brother D:

namelessmonster 6

Saturday 28 December 2013 3:35

How much could change could fit in it and did you have to buy a new one?

Nonexistentguy 7

Sunday 12 July 2015 2:34

It's better than finding out how much change can fit in a toddler's mouth.

smpletxt 14

Friday 17 June 2016 5:59

When I was 4, I stuffed a disc in our Wii, there was already a game in there.

ThunderLightTSV 31

Friday 19 August 2016 14:51

Triwing screwdriver, my guy. Consult the Internet.

IntroPlex 3

Tuesday 23 August 2016 1:56

Rubber band over the screws. Works for stripped ones.

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Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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Today, I met up with my dad for the first time in 7 years. We planned to go to a nice restaurant but he changed the place we were going to, to Chuck E. Cheese. I'm 18 years old. I waited an hour for him to show up. I then ended up babysitting his daughter the whole time. FML

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