Intimacy Today, I just finished my first year in a Paralegal Studies degree... - FML

Anonymous - 29/04/2016 22:56 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I just finished my first year in a Paralegal Studies degree program. I started reading about the stereotypes and negatives judgments towards paralegals from attorneys, i.e. how we're all just the lawyer's lacky. My fiancé agreed with all of them. FML.

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jayyboi2010 17

Sunday 1 May 2016 0:27

I mean, he's not wrong.

ayyy_bro 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 2:18

He's not, paralegals are basically the lawyers slave.

jayyboi2010 17

Sunday 1 May 2016 0:27

I mean, he's not wrong.

ayyy_bro 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 2:18

He's not, paralegals are basically the lawyers slave.

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