By Lauren - 20/08/2012 03:53 - United States - New Market

Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML
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giantsfan2010 23

Don't tell her?

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myth454 2

You haven't caught on yet? Just don't eat the food.

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fryebaby623 14

don't eat before your next date or better yet dont tell her you have one

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alitairi 18

you deserve it for not being more careful that this doesn't happen.

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thor21mjolnir 13

ill go on a date with you?

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daffyduck16 25

This is crazy. Not sure why you would keep telling your mom about your dates if she keeps giving you laxatives. To each their own I guess.

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KrazyKatz3 26

Start cooking for yourself before dates?

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marthamydear23 9

so don't tell her? and don't eat her food?

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Kara_araK 24

Um, that is insanely psychotic.... Maybe give her a number for a psychologist next time you have a date

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gmanxx 9

you need to have a serious talk with your mother

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shannon2348 14

Good god. Stop eating her food. I would have smartened up after the 1st time. ydi

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