Virginity, Porn and Intimacy: Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered,...

By virginat16 - 14/12/2010 11:00 - United States

Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML

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By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

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By MelanieP - 29/08/2009 03:39 - United States

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By Gwayhir - 19/11/2008 04:58 - France

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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Tuesday 14 December 2010 16:06

''virginat16?'' YDI if you think there's something wrong with that.

BlaiseTheCraze 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 15:59

how do you know it was ****? the other side of that call may have been dirtier than you think

Comments

blah_XP 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 1:44

wow I feel sorry for ur high school days

lovelyarsonist17 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 1:52

no your virginity is everything to a girl i dont know what ***** this guy hangs out with but its not the same.

HAN93 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 2:18

well you Will always have "Am-handa" shes always There for you xD

frear 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 2:21

take it easy you will be wide open some day

DoorMatCat 3

Wednesday 15 December 2010 3:17

dude, you're 16. i don't know if your town is filled with ***** or something, but there's nothing wrong with being a virgin at 16.

hollyberry 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 3:20

there really should be a "stop complaining. your life's not that bad" button because i would totally press it for this comment. i lost my virginity at 18 and i really wish i had waited a little longer. purity is one of the most beautiful things in life. dont rush to lose your virginity because once you do, it's gone forever. but when you do, make sure it's really special because then you'll feel a lot better about yourself

sammyrose18 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 3:38

seriously, you're only 16, 16!!!!!!! It's not a big deal, I'm 18 and still a virgin

easwhitey 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 5:03

That fact that your a "still a virgin" is your fault but prank calls aren't cool. I kinda feel your pain OP

LaUruguaya 11

Wednesday 15 December 2010 5:31

seriously, all you had to do was hang up, it's not like they were deliberately mocking you. YDI for being ashamed of not having sex - there are plenty of people in their 20's who are still virgins. Stop caring what everyone else thinks!!