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fantasyworld - 14/05/2016 05:02 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found that McDonalds won't even hire me, FML

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Sunday 15 May 2016 5:04

I work at McDonald's but have been rejected from two other stores, purely due to my age :/

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Sunday 15 May 2016 5:04

I work at McDonald's but have been rejected from two other stores, purely due to my age :/

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Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

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Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

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