Today, I found out why my art teacher was so reluctant to return... - FML

By Starving artist - 22/10/2018 05:00 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, I found out why my art teacher was so reluctant to return my artwork that he'd borrowed to display. He dropped a white splotch of paint in the centre of my black scratch art, which is irreversible, and tried to cover it up without telling me. I spent 2 months on that thing. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 22 October 2018 16:28

1) The white splotch is probably not paint. 2) You really don’t want to know how it got there.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 22 October 2018 21:57

It’s not pigeon poop. Quit guessing — you’re better off not knowing.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 22 October 2018 16:28

1) The white splotch is probably not paint. 2) You really don’t want to know how it got there.

Madrias 36

Monday 22 October 2018 18:19

But surely the artist would want to learn how to make art by getting pigeons to projectile-poop on existing artwork?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 22 October 2018 21:57

It’s not pigeon poop. Quit guessing — you’re better off not knowing.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Wednesday 24 October 2018 0:54

he better give you a A++ for that mess up

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