Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person....

By Anonymous - 12/04/2019 20:00

Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML

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By bride - 14/02/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

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By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." So I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well I am still not attracted to you though." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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Unrequited

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 13:57 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I ran into my childhood crush. She was the one who made me realize I was bi, and I was enthralled by her. Too bad she was straight. She's only gotten more attractive, and now she's in my program. FML

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Woah

By Hopeless - 04/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML

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By malcolmXXX - 14/10/2015 02:01 - United States - Savannah

Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 10:00 - Sierra Leone

Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML

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By xpxp2002 - 27/05/2009 09:48 - United States

Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML

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Bittersweet

By Anonymous - 11/07/2021 05:58

Today, I, a woman, realized that only women find me attractive, which is fine, except that I'm straight. FML

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By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 12 April 2019 20:22

Maybe you can send me her number? Help a brother out, y’know?

maikeru1979 23

Friday 12 April 2019 21:00

Think that your subconscious is trying to tell you something. Do not think that it would hurt to at least explore the possibility that you might be bi-sexual.

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Noah Adamire 4

Friday 12 April 2019 20:10

Hey now, spaghetti is straight until it gets wet.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 12 April 2019 20:22

Maybe you can send me her number? Help a brother out, y’know?

aangel94 9

Friday 12 April 2019 20:36

I think it’s safe to say ginger woman is a lesbo Rich

tounces7 27

Sunday 14 April 2019 5:19

Not really, could be bi.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 April 2019 20:25

@aangel, Maybe, until she meets me ;)

SJKatt 15

Friday 12 April 2019 20:44

You sure about that? Time to do some self discovery!

maikeru1979 23

Friday 12 April 2019 21:00

Think that your subconscious is trying to tell you something. Do not think that it would hurt to at least explore the possibility that you might be bi-sexual.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 12 April 2019 21:15

Maybe you're not as straight as you think you are.

TomeDr 24

Friday 12 April 2019 22:13

“Was”?? 😂

Xolkiyr 8

Friday 12 April 2019 22:45

You may need to have a sit down with yourself and have a real good heart to heart.

EmDizzle2007 28

Saturday 13 April 2019 1:05

big girls are magic, baby.

KittyMack 13

Saturday 13 April 2019 1:23

I don't know jack about dreams but why assume it was a literal dream about a romantic coupling? Couldn't the mystery woman symbolize OP's self and her yearning to have a healthy relationship with her self? or maybe she (redhead) symbolises something important to OP such as her career or hobby, a cause she cares about, a community she's in... the message being that OP values her connection to whatever. Know what I mean? If OP plays a big curvy cello made of auburn colored wood ... "she" is likely the lover from the dream, right?

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 13 April 2019 4:26

Honestly, all of that dream symbolism is bullshit. Dreams are just the conscious part of your brain trying to make sense what is to it random noise coming from the rest of the brain as senses and thoughts. The result is a nonsensical mess that means absolutely nothing and can't even follow an extremely basic storyline for more than ten seconds, much less provide deep and profound insights about one's own condition through carefully crafted symbolism. Hell, last night I dreamed I was send by Edmund Blackaddr back to the shitbox town I grew up in to spy on some random girl and also win some free weed by playing a match three game on the way there. It's nothing more than meaningless gibberish.