Intimacy: Today, I decided to finally sleep with this girl I e been talk... - FML

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By LowkeyLez95 - 07/07/2016 16:42 - United States

Today, I decided to finally sleep with this girl I e been talk to for a while . She ended up having a great orgasm, I just ended up having a painfully swollen clit since she been sucking on it for the past 30 mins . FML

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YaBoiSeabass 15

Friday 8 July 2016 4:08

You know if you weren't enjoying it you can tell her to stop, sex is supposed to be good for both parties not just one

countryb_cth 38

Friday 8 July 2016 4:16

Communication is key when having sex. If you can't communicate what you like and don't like with your partner than you should not be having sex. Your life sucks for the fact that it has to be very painful but you kind of deserve it for not saying anything for a half and hour.

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YaBoiSeabass 15

Friday 8 July 2016 4:08

You know if you weren't enjoying it you can tell her to stop, sex is supposed to be good for both parties not just one

countryb_cth 38

Friday 8 July 2016 4:16

Communication is key when having sex. If you can't communicate what you like and don't like with your partner than you should not be having sex. Your life sucks for the fact that it has to be very painful but you kind of deserve it for not saying anything for a half and hour.

ayyylmaoo 6

Friday 8 July 2016 5:24

that couldve happened to me im a man

Emma1562 35

Friday 8 July 2016 17:45

Delicate*

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