Health: Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight.... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:48 - United States

Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML

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moleSG 6

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:28

YDI. If you can't control your cravings that badly, then you need to throw it away and KEEP it away.

shaBAMalex 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:30

Sorry, that is disgusting. I've never heard of anyone who has such a lack of self control.

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suntherian 4

Sunday 11 July 2010 10:04

Oh god ice cream is just not that expensive! I totally get cravings man, but.. yikes. Buy new ice cream next time, mkay? Nobody should EVER want second-hand-sweets. D:

xXxDestinyXxX 0

Monday 9 August 2010 6:54

Use the garbage disposal next time! Or put it under hot water and melt it all.

My2864 1

Sunday 29 August 2010 6:05

sorry but thats THE most pathetic thing ive heard BY FAR maybe anti flood beats it i dont know..

Evii_fml 5

Tuesday 28 September 2010 4:08

Ew =P

trackkill 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 21:37

FAT ASS!

sherley16 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 4:52

ewww fatasss

kurato 6

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:32

lol, the comic is cute XP

deven329 1

Friday 14 January 2011 4:56

u are such a loser it isnt funny

Onlynamethatwasn 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:44

I don't usually cuss but, DAMN

carlablob 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 1:14

aw, I feel for you, OP. D: you should try getting counseling and don't pay attention to the haters. :)

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