Today I broke my big toe by stubbing it on the coffee table,... - FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 20:17

Today I broke my big toe by stubbing it on the coffee table, then this afternoon I somehow broke my other big toe by stubbing it on the very same coffee table FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Friday 10 May 2019 23:20

Posted Sept 5, 2019??? Yes, I know that the EU does dates bass-ackward (to the US), so how is anybody supposed to know that when the month is specified numerically as per the date-stamp of OP's post (unlike comments using names/ abbreviations) - as seen via website browser (not phone app)? SMH....

Namessagain 6

Sunday 9 June 2019 21:35

Get rid of that table!! It’s cursed!

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jbuckets_404 38

Friday 10 May 2019 23:20

Posted Sept 5, 2019??? Yes, I know that the EU does dates bass-ackward (to the US), so how is anybody supposed to know that when the month is specified numerically as per the date-stamp of OP's post (unlike comments using names/ abbreviations) - as seen via website browser (not phone app)? SMH....

Namessagain 6

Sunday 9 June 2019 21:35

Get rid of that table!! It’s cursed!

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