Love: Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank...

By Crissylove10 - 18/01/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML

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thaprodigy_07 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:08

well tell them the ring was fake!

Some___Guy 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:41

Unemployed? Sounds like the perfect time to waste money on pranks.

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melissa_10 7

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:00

you just got fired, so u decided to spend ur money on a fake wedding ring??

stargold 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:03

were u bored

linkjp 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:14

they showed there true colors

Aperfect10 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:27

wow, that does suck

Sekococo 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:37

#4 not cool man shanedawson did that joke on youtube -.-

BangOut 2

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:00

at least u have internetz right?

warriormg12 4

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:08

maybe her parents are sick of her crap? This is a really stupid prank and the op's prob stupid to so she deserves it

HeyJinny 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:36

sucks for u

Colleenlasell 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:53

daamn

urabch 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:56

unless you are a d bag to them, the parents shouldn't care that much.

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