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By cahsecuel - 14/08/2014 20:44 - France - Grisolles

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Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2020 12:30

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Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:07 - United States - Pensacola

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Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2016 21:17 - United States - Fremont

Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 22:31 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2015 18:27 - United States - Katy

Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML

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By PlayboyBunny - 19/02/2011 07:20 - United States

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Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

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By Bad parenting101 - 08/01/2017 03:23 - United States - Denver

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Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my 10-year-old daughter watching porn. I'm totally winning at parenting. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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Good question

By Anonymous - 17/10/2024 05:00 - United States - San Diego

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Today, my six year-old son asked me, "Dad, what's a glory hole?" FML

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Aspen_Grace33 27

Friday 15 August 2014 5:04

You always told him he could be anything he wanted when he grew up!!! Just a little concerned he is striving to be the next Ron Jeremy before his voice has even changed!!!

monstermatt001 13

Friday 15 August 2014 5:05

He's going to have a "hard time" with that! ;)

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SparksTheSadie 18

Friday 15 August 2014 15:42

So, what's the problem?

dipshitpoopyhead 7

Friday 15 August 2014 15:43

this kid is smart, you do realize exactly how much money **** stars make right?

dabears1011234 27

Friday 15 August 2014 16:05

Smart kid

captainsmegma 12

Friday 15 August 2014 16:27

I wish that had been a choice at career day.

keeks46 12

Friday 15 August 2014 16:32

Kids going places. Maybe not collage, but places. He knows what's up.

CharismaGeek 19

Friday 15 August 2014 16:45

Now where the heck did he learn that?

flashback_fml 14

Friday 15 August 2014 17:58

Just like his mommy!

fantasyworld 37

Friday 15 August 2014 18:24

He's 10, dreams change.

keifman7 17

Friday 15 August 2014 18:25

Well it looks like he has his priorities straight!

CrazyManNo9 29

Friday 15 August 2014 18:48

Me too!

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