gonavybeatarmy - 31/05/2012 05:28 - United States - San Diego

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
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Doxy 22

I love how this FML sounds more annoyed than anything.

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eyecon502 13

And the first thought in your head was to share it on FML? I call BS...

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jazz23 2

2 words HIP CANNON!!!!!

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ChickInGreenVans 12

Your hair's pretty cool dude:)!!

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saywhaat12 2

For some reason his hair doesn't look like its attached to his head but then again it does, mindfuck :/

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starwind3438 9

That's why you should be careful of white vans.

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OffToTheGayBar 9

ETs are known for multiple abduction attempts. They've gotten me two half-dozen times. :|

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GogoTheGreat 12

So, a dozen times?

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jordyxjigsaw 11

I feel like this is somehow your fault, like you're dressing too slutty or you just will settle for any attention. Even from kidnappers.

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charvisioku 22

And I suppose ''dressing slutty'' would also have been asking for it if this had been about almost being raped too? You need stabbing, mate.

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xxreemey 5

Even if someone were to dress slutty, the rapist is supposed to control themselves. So like if you were out shopping and saw someone that was pretty hot, and they are showing some skin, you don't automatically think " well they DESERVE to be raped right now. "

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skynerd57 0

Least someone likes you enough to try to.

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william83_fml 1

If it almost happened again you're drawing attention to your self or wanting to be kidnapped why beg for attention now

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PITBULL4578 3

*sneezes* I guess I'm allergic to your bullshit.

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GogoTheGreat 12

The cake is a lie.

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