Work: Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak...

By stink - 01/07/2015 02:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 15:08 - United States - Venus

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 15:08 - United States

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML

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A07 48

Wednesday 1 July 2015 12:25

No clever puns this time, I feel genuinely sorry for you OP

MrSassypants 33

Wednesday 1 July 2015 12:27

If they smelt it, they dealt it, so really, they should be apologizing to you.

Comments

daddysgirl243 21

Wednesday 1 July 2015 14:34

hopefully they didn't find out it was you

TCRII 29

Wednesday 1 July 2015 17:40

You know, in dog society, that would be totally acceptable.....

sphinixia 10

Wednesday 1 July 2015 17:44

Damn.Thats messed up. Lets just hope they dont remember it.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 1 July 2015 18:17

It's obvious you did it...because girls don't break wind...

interesting33 36

Wednesday 1 July 2015 18:38

Don't worry OP, it is embarrassing but just act normal. They will honestly forget it by tomorrow. You will remember and it may be at the forefront of your mind, but it is very rarely that people remember other people's embarrassing moments because they are not as emotionally affected as the person feeling embarrassment. They will forget it soon.

WOTAN1488 24

Wednesday 1 July 2015 18:42

All I can say is FYL :(

Model_Type_Chick 6

Wednesday 1 July 2015 20:56

Those sneak farts are the smelliest.

Miss_Mandi 29

Wednesday 1 July 2015 20:59

Farting is normal. Once they've gotten over the smell, they'll forget all about it. I'm sure they make worse-smelling farts in the company of their significant other, while they're lounging out in sweatpants with their hair all messy. Haha