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By Brian - 16/07/2011 19:19 - United States

Today, after working all day and putting in hours of overtime, I realized I never clocked in. FML

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By Tottie - 24/06/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, by request from my new boss, I came into work over an hour early to finish some backed-up filing. This seemed like a great opportunity to earn some extra overtime pay. After spending an hour and half filing, I realized I hadn't clocked in for the day. FML

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By Jjh99q - 03/10/2017 22:30 - United States

Today, I stayed until 11 PM washing, wiping, and mopping up the entire restaurant. I forgot to clock in. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2019 14:15

Today, I walked into work on time, went into my office, sat down and turned on the computer. After working for about 4 hours, my wife called and told me to look at the clock on my computer. I put it off until after lunch, when I realized today is Sunday. FML

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By Sotired - 01/03/2019 17:00 - United States - Medford

Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 04:02 - United States

Today, I covered a 10-hour shift for a sick coworker. Glad to earn some extra money for the holidays, I went to clock out. I hadn't even clocked in when I first got there at 7 am. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 20:00

Today, I went to work on my day off for some overtime. I’m not to leave my position until relief arrives. Twelve hours after my shift was supposed to be over, my boss calls me, asking if I can work another 8 hours at a different post, not knowing I’ve already worked 20 hours straight because the system rebooted. I didn’t get paid overtime. FML

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By extrashiftwhoo - 04/11/2016 13:59 - Australia - Preston

Today, I really didn't want to go to work. Still, I showed up for work early on the busiest night of the week and stayed back until past 10 p.m. Exhausted, I went to sign off the roster when I realised that, in fact, I was not rostered on for today at all. I'm on tomorrow, though. FML

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By anonymous - 26/06/2016 20:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML

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By hell - 14/11/2015 21:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML

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By Sucker - 01/07/2018 01:30

Today, five hours into my shift, I found out that I had been given the day off. They just forgot to tell me. FML

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Saturday 16 July 2011 23:15

Although I feel bad, you kind of deserve this.

flockz 19

Saturday 16 July 2011 23:18

prostitutes tend to not have time clocks. i suggest you start practicing.

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underguarded 20

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:37

Clock out. Send an email to H. R. that you forgot to clock in. Problem solved.

brodie1709 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:58

I hate when that happens.

Trev_BOT 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 5:14

terrible idea

Rachmini 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 5:36

just go tell your manager??

JR559qwerty 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:03

call it quits an go light one up man:P

sevans 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:08

You can always tell your manager to adjust your time.. Most jobs can correct this over the computer if you can verify that you were there..

TheJayMW 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:09

HAHAHA just tell your self you were doing volunter work

KKMH 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:13

dude the same thing happened to my sister

mbet3 1

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:14

At my job there's a sheet for that on the human resource office window.

RuCheezBurger 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 7:31

you must've been like "OH ****"

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