Intimacy: Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping,...

By fuck my liBLARGHSLJNAdlajdSzxz - 05/09/2013 16:39 - Sweden - Solna

Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping, I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit. After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass, I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again. FML

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Friday 6 September 2013 2:29

Cleveland's voice *oh that's nasty*

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Or cauliflower.

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Beepbeep7 14

Friday 6 September 2013 6:57

Blah let her live her life she's earned it.

nerovetsrethca 20

Friday 6 September 2013 6:57

O.o

lininnes 6

Friday 6 September 2013 7:04

lucky grandpa

awkward_gothlady 32

Friday 6 September 2013 7:04

Well, everyone who lives long enough eventually gets a cottage cheese ass, so someday you will, too...

Lennox_B 8

Friday 6 September 2013 7:47

Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us.

micha090 21

Friday 6 September 2013 8:09

Now i can't take the mental image out of my brain! :/

Ksweety_fml 27

Friday 6 September 2013 8:44

Ewww..

cmac86 23

Friday 6 September 2013 9:03

please don't put that in our heads!

SweetasCandy0609 28

Friday 6 September 2013 10:24

eww not an image I wanted in my head.

AnagenisisZagus 13

Friday 6 September 2013 10:32

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