Today, after countless failed rejections and derision from women,...

By Gary - 16/07/2019 20:30

Today, after countless failed rejections and derision from women, I've realized that the only time I experience any sort of happiness is when I'm eating. They say there's someone out there for all of us, but maybe that's not true. FML

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Grab the balls by the horn, dude

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 18:00

Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML

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Bittersweet

By Anonymous - 11/07/2021 05:58

Today, I, a woman, realized that only women find me attractive, which is fine, except that I'm straight. FML

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Second best

By fred - 17/12/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, at the age of 34, I realized every girl since high school who has dated me, only dated me because they had low self-esteem or were rebounding. The second they found someone they thought was better, they would leave me. Will I find someone who actually wants to be with me? FML

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Monster Mash

By John - 30/10/2021 05:00

Today, I realized I'm a failure as a man. It's been 17 years since a woman even touched me. I grew up fatherless, have completely lost hope for any chance of a wife or kids. I'm 35 and never been in a relationship. I'm a complete failure because of all this, and have become a monster. FML

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Close knit community

By yep-single - 18/11/2022 10:00 - Canada

Today, I'm single, as all the girls I’ve ever liked are either taken or hate my guts, and even if you don’t tell her, another girl would feel it, as if she’s a fifth choice at best, and might not like that. FML

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Early warning

By Loser - 04/10/2022 09:30

Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML

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Warm up guy

By Anonymous - 17/06/2020 08:08

Today, it seems that my four previous girlfriends all left me because they found better, more attractive, more wealthy, more interesting men. My entire love life feels like I’m the warm up act for the main event of other dudes getting laid. FML

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Alexa, play "Don't Give Up" by Peter Gabriel

By Anonymous - 19/12/2021 10:58

Today, I've come to terms that I'm only living to work. I'm going to be 25, no friends, never had any experience with women. Been trying all year to meet someone, hasn't worked out at all. Dead end job, school did nothing for me. I literally just exist to work, and have no happy memories at all. I give up. FML

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Thanks, but no thanks

By Clarice - 04/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, while I was waiting for my train, a drugged out dude found it apropos to tell me women should be eaten like livestock, because they would, "probably be delicious." I'm a woman. FML

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Same

By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 16:00

Today, I’m realising that at some point I should have just settled for the guys who were there, instead of waiting for the fantasy perfect guy. All my exes are happily married with grown kids, whereas I’m in my 50’s, never married, no kids or grandkids, and will probably die alone with my cat eating my face. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 16 July 2019 23:51

Watch yourself, homie. The world doesn't need another incel. Remember, good things come to those who wait.

Laurea Lindroos 8

Tuesday 16 July 2019 23:49

You need to start loving yourself before you can be loved by someone else. Or at least that’s what they tell us women, and maybe they’re right?

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Laurea Lindroos 8

Tuesday 16 July 2019 23:49

You need to start loving yourself before you can be loved by someone else. Or at least that’s what they tell us women, and maybe they’re right?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 16 July 2019 23:51

Watch yourself, homie. The world doesn't need another incel. Remember, good things come to those who wait.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 July 2019 0:11

Evidently, “someone” is named Pizza, in your case. Lots of women don’t stack up favorably against pizza — you’re not the world’s biggest loser.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Wednesday 17 July 2019 4:30

my uncle had a wife named pizza! might be hope for him after all 😂 lmao

minkyrose 1

Wednesday 17 July 2019 0:36

Relationships are hard. To blame anyone but yourself will only make things worse for you. Try to do things you really enjoy. Once you find you love yourself, another will too.

mekiswrite 21

Wednesday 17 July 2019 1:10

You're probably going after the wrong women. A lot of people think they know who the want or what they're looking for, but often times that "right" match isn't what you thought it should be.

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Wednesday 17 July 2019 1:38

well your someone is food and it is out there

Memnoc 26

Wednesday 17 July 2019 2:14

Stop looking so hard. Live your life, make yourself happy, then someone will come along out of nowhere, completely unexpected. Give it time. It will happen on its own.

fjvitt 14

Wednesday 17 July 2019 2:46

Dude-time to go for the phone-a-friend option. You sound depressed—there are plenty of things out there that can help you.

IHaveThePower 16

Thursday 18 November 2021 2:01

So why don't you take some classes and make cooking a hobby? That'll introduce you to some new people, and while you may not find romance, you will probably make friends and have relationships you want in your life.