Health: Today, a few idiots were fooling around and they knocked down...

By H3lmu1 - 05/06/2018 19:49 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, a few idiots were fooling around and they knocked down a porta-potty. The thing is, I was in that porta-potty. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 6 June 2018 5:06

And this is why we poop in trash cans. You have a 360° perimeter to scan for approaching idiots.

ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 5 June 2018 19:24

You're in the shit now.

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mike3775 36

Wednesday 6 June 2018 16:22

In 43 years, I have never pooped in a porta potty, for this very reason

acmariner99 25

Thursday 7 June 2018 2:43

I thought everyone in Canada was nice

lost_in_mitten 6

Friday 8 June 2018 12:03

This is probably the crappiest FML that will ever come out of Canada.

dexter420 21

Thursday 7 June 2018 5:32

I thought i was a freak

mccuish 25

Thursday 7 June 2018 7:02

That’s why I hate use porta potties

Suzi_d16 27

Friday 8 June 2018 0:36

Ive seen this fml before. Someone has posted this previously.

Cali 54

Friday 8 June 2018 5:55

Is there a chance you saw this when it was in moderation or in the "Almost FML" section? If you're sure it's a repost and you have a link to the original, feel free to send it to me! We try to avoid duplicates!

Rabite 28

Friday 8 June 2018 16:49

That's why they connect several porta-potties at some festivals, because it's harder to knock down 10 of them.

Ishmam Chandan 3

Sunday 10 June 2018 2:13

Well that's just shitty

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