Miscellaneous Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All...

Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

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It wasn't me

Anon - - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

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hazlanz216 - 06/10/2011 22:28 - Canada

Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML

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Caught in the act

Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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Hey! Hey! Hey!

Anonymous - 29/12/2010 16:30 - Sweden

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

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walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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Creeped out

dadum - 27/01/2011 07:17 - Australia

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

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Privacy

Anonymous - 09/04/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my friends and I walked to Dairy Queen after school, and I caught my mom in the Walgreens parking lot right next to Dairy Queen stalking/spying on us. My friends noticed too and made fun of me for it. FML

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Suspicious activity

omgn00blolz89 - 07/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML

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Distracted - 09/04/2015 20:11 - United States - Greenfield

Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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Sunday 20 March 2016 0:48

Well to be honest the binoculars and you climbing out of the bushes probably didn't help either

emeraldisle 30

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:46

Tell her not to flatter yourself.

emeraldisle 30

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:46

Tell her not to flatter yourself.

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 21 March 2016 16:00

Damn! Ya beat me to it.

Scarylizard1798 23

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:46

Me: hi Siri: I have a boyfriend

TripleDallas123 15

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:48

Crazy ass people

senor_octubre 24

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:48

Well to be honest the binoculars and you climbing out of the bushes probably didn't help either

HoboMeth 33

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:51

What a stuck up bitch...

proudspanishgirl 10

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:55

Your classmate is a crazy paranoic

AwkwardBookworm 27

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:56

She must think she has a lot of stalkers if she accuses anyone who walks past her house...

seemetrot_fml 16

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:56

Sounds more like she's stalking you...

h00tzForOsi 20

Sunday 20 March 2016 10:56

And she tried to pin it on him

CheekyRaccoon 27

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:58

Feminazi of the 69th bitchtalion reporting in. Today I have located a male and have accused him of stalking me. Long live Tumblr.

donuts678 25

Sunday 20 March 2016 1:15

She should get over herself, it's pathetic how delusional she is being, FYL

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Today, I spent two hours baking a chocolate cake for my coworker Cathy's birthday. I took it into the office, everyone gathered, and we sang. Her birthday is actually next week. The person whose birthday was today is named Kevin, and he’s allergic to chocolate. FML

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Today, my boss gave me attitude for not going to back to work this Friday. I'm a massage therapist and where I live, it's currently illegal to practice during the pandemic. FML

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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML

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Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

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Today, my dad is fighting for his life after a pancreatic cancer diagnosis and a life threatening surgery. I work full time and I visit him when I can, knowing we’re on borrowed time. I come home emotional exhausted and drained, only to be met with a nagging wife that says I’m not prioritizing her or the kids. FML

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