TMI!!

mystupidson - 31/08/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said, "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML
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Battledog5006 0

so thats where my tax dollars are going

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picklemonger 13

I say YDI because that's not an easy topic to talk about in a foreign language. You should still feel proud.

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OfficeNinja 5

the eavesdropping woman could have misinterpreted the banter. or, the government interpreter is trained to put people at ease so they will say something important.

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maddy1028 0

Whatever it takes to get the job done right ;) ;)

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stewpididiot 11

Masturbation... The universal language....

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HomeAl0ne 20

So, when a mute guy is masturbating, that means he's talking the whole way through it. I wonder what he's saying? It could be a bit off putting if it translated as "loaf of bread, loaf of bread, loafofbread, loafofbread, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon!". Needs study.

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Raheemdplayer 7

Guys still talk about that over 18? Lol that's jokes, FYL

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cncarava 2

I think that is a legit reason for not wanting to have sex it is creepy.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Are you sure she didn't say they were discussing "maths debating techniques"? It's a common error in translation. More than one statistical workshop for deaf/mutes has been brought to tears of silent laughter over that one.

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divadro102 16

That guy that walked by you and said "**** you" in a language you didn't understand. Yea that was me

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