Proposal Love Timing is everything

Timing is everything

-bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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JackOLantern - 13/07/2009 20:16 - Satellite Provider

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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spitball101 - 12/01/2014 05:26 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML

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birdguts - 31/01/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

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Anonymous - 05/10/2014 15:47 - United States - Arlington

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML

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Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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sadguy - 22/09/2009 18:30 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to propose to my girlfriend on the Charles Bridge in Prague. A little boy thought it would be fun to chase a flock of pigeons towards me. I freaked out and dropped the two carat diamond ring. Into the river. FML

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Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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spookiie 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:10

It was a sign! Dont get married too early.

ABR420 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:21

7 months? Ive had milk in my fridge longer than that. To early bro. Wait atleast a year more

My2864 1

Tuesday 6 July 2010 12:50

marrying after 7 months? desperate much

jaydenbrooklyn 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 5:16

Age actually determines very little, people's previous experiences determine maturity.

asdf666 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 6:49

Agree

Wolfpackcg_98 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 5:08

First off shat? And second that really sucks but maybe she got a laugh..?

sanddollar88 0

Friday 1 April 2011 4:03

did she say yes?. cause that would be one frickin memorable proposale. once a bird took a shit on someone i knows head

jazbeth94 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:14

ha that,s good luck tho! she said yes? :D

Whittrocks777_fml 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 7:32

ha ha that.s what you get for trying to rush things

ibphizznout 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 6:11

a bird pooping on you is supposed to be good luck

MissMegann 1

Sunday 8 May 2011 2:30

Wow, optimistic much? Then again a bird pooing on you is supposedly lucky...

MustangMan29 13

Friday 13 May 2011 23:58

A little fast don't you think ?

bincoo 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 1:58

hey! I say shat too :) despite the fact everyone telling me it's definitely not the passes tense of shit.

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