Time's up

blueballed - 29/11/2014 21:08 - Germany - Kiel

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML
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Aew 17

That's a cold, calculating ex girlfriend. She has excellent brakes as well.

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Googolman 29

Well, you have to admire her impeccable timing.

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ladyg228 15

Something must be very wrong with her who the hell can have sex with someone they plan on breaking up with so weird

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nreed32 20

At least you got it in one last time.

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lawnguy 11

blue balls is a hell of a going away gift.

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Parvati48 15

Wow OP I am so sorry! That's ****** up for her to do to you. You deserve better than that, good luck with the next girl. Hopefully she is more deserving and not as ****** up. :/

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Kitsi 14

You wanted make up sex, she wanted break up sex. She won that debate lol

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Jellysweetheart 23

Yes this was kind of cruel, but we don't know what the fight was about. OP could have cheated or something, we don't know if he did something to deserve the reaction.

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