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Anonymous - 24/01/2014 23:34 - United States - Akron

Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. FML

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Dirty talk

unlucky_number13 - 14/07/2009 09:41 - United States

Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML

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Smell test

smellybelly - - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML

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unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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Crashburn - 16/01/2012 11:09 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

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Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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What a Q-tip

Anonymous - 25/06/2013 16:21 - United States - Flowery Branch

Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML

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person961 9

Saturday 25 January 2014 5:20

Can't get mad at a man for trying to take care of his lady

WCARlover 34

Saturday 25 January 2014 5:21

Dang girl if you have a chance of getting intimate, I'd suggest you groom yourself haha

dreadbeat69 12

Saturday 25 January 2014 6:24

I don't see why people are talking shit. Some shirts leave a lot of lint. OP probably was wearing one and he took it off her when they got intimate.

nchic01 17

Saturday 25 January 2014 6:27

nice of him

Emibelle_fml 20

Saturday 25 January 2014 6:37

At least he didn't eat it.

tuffykat 8

Saturday 25 January 2014 6:52

that is so gross and the fact he did it without puking..you gotta marry him!!

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 25 January 2014 7:37

It shows he cares but ew...

1947Chevy 17

Saturday 25 January 2014 7:46

I assume he has OCD

Ambient25 24

Saturday 25 January 2014 7:50

no but he plays COD

ladydemoon 8

Saturday 25 January 2014 7:48

Ew.

MattAttack12 10

Saturday 25 January 2014 8:03

He was just warming up

mattatom17 10

Saturday 25 January 2014 8:21

He is just cleaning up before he eat.

benpele101 13

Saturday 25 January 2014 8:30

he still went down on you though

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Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML

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Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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