I present to you: Joe Snow, the fire's watch commander!
Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
Today, I was so stressed out from my ex harassing me that I took a chewable pill that’s made for anxiety and it broke my tooth. FML
Today, I found out my husband got my 22 year-old daughter pregnant. Not only that, he’s drained our savings on her including a new iPhone and Macbook, designer clothes and handbags, etc. His defense, in all seriousness, was, "She’s not even my biological daughter, chill out." FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
This is funny unless this is a special needs individual.