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tessamarque - - United States - Bartlesville

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

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Anonymous - 29/04/2015 16:06 - South Africa - Pinetown

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

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Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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damn cats - 12/08/2018 22:00

Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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UghCats - 06/02/2011 01:58 - United States

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

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Harness or buggy?

Anonymous - 30/06/2022 02:00

Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML

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Bad boy!

Carrie - 23/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML

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Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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Scaredy cat

poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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Cad6 24

Thursday 5 April 2012 19:31

That stinks. It's quite a cat-astrophe indeed.

charlotte69er 7

Thursday 5 April 2012 19:31

Have u cleaned it lately ?

wlddog 14

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:24

The OP should have said, "My cat died because........"

sillycart 9

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:33

Damn odorless litter! That's why he/she couldn't find the litter box

eightmile1987 8

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:34

sounds like you need to clean the box better

gonad_gobbler 1

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:36

Your cat peed on your backpack! You've got to be kittin me!

anongrl5846 19

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:36

Lol

moneybagz131 6

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:44

Troll cat is troll

pervy_ninja 3

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:48

Cat's are such assholes.

lis12110 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:48

Lmao!X'D made my day

stormchaser24 24

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:58

Maybe you should clean the litter box.

buttercupbbe3 2

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:59

You probably didn't clean it. Lol. Cats like clean liter boxes

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Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

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Today, I picked up my cat and he went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later, a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor, who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

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Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML

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Today, my son is still single in his forties, so I asked him about it. Turns out, because he has his buddies and doesn’t want kids, he hires a house cleaning service twice a month and prostitutes twice a week, so he can’t think of any scenario in which a wife could improve his life. FML

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