This is going to get old pretty quick

By Mike Messenger - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I moved into a new house, I couldn't help but notice a car alarm going off, so I investigated my neighbors. Turns out it's their bird. It imitates chainsaws, car alarms, and much more. FML
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the chainsaw will come in handy when you've just watched a scary movie by your self. ..

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That would usually be found in Australia. If you want to, you could easily teach it a thing or two for a bit of entertainment

ThatFancyPenn 18

that's too big of a gun bb gun tops but I'm thinking ninja dart gun

Sounds like your new neighborhood is for the birds.

I wonder if it can imitate the sound of birdshot >:)

perdix 29

No wonder your rent was so… *lowers sunglasses* cheep.

I have to wonder how that bird chose to mostly imitate chainsaws and car alarms...probably not a good thing that bird heard those specific sounds so much to be able to imitate them

I thought serial killers and car thieves were commonplace in every neighbourhood?