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Anonymous - 16/07/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

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ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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DWIcop - 03/04/2019 00:00

Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML

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driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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Anonymous - 02/07/2016 19:29 - United States - Greeley

Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML

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Ladyfarquard - 21/07/2019 04:03

Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML

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shadowtrooper 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:34

hahaha dude stop drinking and driving

littlemissalex 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:35

Don't drink and drive, it's that simple. I dot care if you kill yourself doing it, but don't you dare kill an innocent person

enonymous 8

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:02

We here in California need to have a cannabis drive through. we can call it "puff puff pass thru."

redmnky21 8

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:03

looser... you deserve a DUI if u drove drunk or stoned! your even a bigger looser for posting it here looking for sympathy

flockz 19

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:12

i love being slapped by multiple pieces of meat.

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:17

Keep that in mind when others are voicing their opinions too. Just saying!

elenkey 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:24

you were still operating a vehicle and had to get there some how! you totally deserved it!!!

karleighpaige 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:26

Whataburger :D

heyhihello95 12

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:33

Was it at least a good burger?

ArsenalFan12 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:45

what is whataburger? I have never heard of it

cocomymoco 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:54

well if morons like you would just stop drinking and driving that wouldn't have happened, the world would be safer, and my sister would still be alive. sorry, i have no sympathy for you whatsoever.

HU4L188 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:55

what the ******* **** is whataburger

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Today, after a year and a half, I finally cut things off with my ex completely because I was starting to have feelings for someone else. Right after I cut my ex off, the other girl that I liked cut things off with me, and threw my ass in the friendzone. FML

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Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML

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