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Anonymous - 14/05/2020 23:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend by knocking on her door and kneeling in front of it. I forgot that her door opens outwards. FML

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Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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Brennan Lebrun - 18/05/2018 05:00

Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML

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ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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Cpm - - Canada

Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML

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A night to remember

Anonymous - 14/03/2025 22:00 - Australia

Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML

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poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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Ahmed Sakr 16

Friday 15 May 2020 3:15

So you really fell for her

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 15 May 2020 0:57

She's a knockout.

bloopaloop 27

Thursday 14 May 2020 23:50

Soooo WHAT DID SHE SAY???

ajh1800 25

Thursday 14 May 2020 23:52

I hope she said yes!! This will make a really cute memory in the future 🤗

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 15 May 2020 0:57

She's a knockout.

Cocoapelli 23

Friday 15 May 2020 3:07

Well, he's also a pushover XD

Cocoapelli 23

Friday 15 May 2020 3:07

Yes, but he's a pushover XD

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 17 May 2020 4:46

Hopefully he didn't become a doormat.

Ahmed Sakr 16

Friday 15 May 2020 3:15

So you really fell for her

sickerthanyou 13

Friday 15 May 2020 6:58

Hopefully she said no. Enough “dees” in the world

alex_jaguara 33

Friday 15 May 2020 7:32

Do no marry, man. Might end badly.

MamaChey 24

Friday 15 May 2020 11:15

I have never in my life seen exterior doors the open outward.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 17 May 2020 4:48

My front door does. Scares the shit out of people, but I open it slowly so I don't get accused of hitting them on purpose.

ViviMage 39

Saturday 16 May 2020 2:53

"Will you m-*twhack!*

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Sunday 17 May 2020 23:23

i hope the door said yes

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Today, my mother got married. My siblings and I only found out when the pool hall she held the ceremony at posted the news on Facebook. FML

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Today, one of my best friends went into labor 14 days early. I'd told my boss previously about this and that I need to be there for my friend as she doesn't really have any family. My boss will not let me leave work to be there. Why? I didn't give enough notice. FML

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Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML

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Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML

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Today, I found out my fiancé has been sexting my friend for about a month. I've already paid for our wedding, which was supposed to be next week. FML

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Today, after 18 years of struggling to provide my daughter with the finest educational opportunities I could afford, I dropped her off to start school at the best public university in the U.S. So far the only thing she's learned is what weed smells like. FML

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