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JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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... - - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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Anonymous - - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

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Nolongeracriminal - 05/11/2023 06:11

Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML

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busrides - - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML

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MaddyN - - United States - Forest Grove

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

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Mug - - United Kingdom

Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML

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GogglesGoggles - - United States

Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML

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adamjcurryy 19

Friday 14 November 2014 11:20

There are two types of old people. Sweet and adorable ones and the spawns of Satan. No inbetween.

haliacc 17

Friday 14 November 2014 11:26

Sounds like she has her own personal issues. Good on you for making a selfless gesture!

vlalam 24

Friday 14 November 2014 12:01

It's her loss, u did not do anything wrong.. don't worry, some ppl are just assholes but they may be going thru other reasons too

veneyeth 6

Friday 14 November 2014 12:10

I recently had a similar situation. I was in a museum sitting for a short video. And noticed an old gentleman get cut off to his seat. He came around to get another seat and was cut off again. I stood and motioned for him to take mine he grumbled told me no ... I cut him off rather curtly and said "SIR, sit down." He sat not quite sure and a little bit grumpily. After the show he tapped me while walking around and said thanks and that it was good to see someone brought up right. I then told him sorry for being curt with him but it was all I could do not to wring the neck of the teenager whom hurried around him to steal his seat.