Miscellaneous The road to hell…

The road to hell…

SirPimPim - 14/06/2010 14:32 - Sweden

Today, there was a long queue at the store, and behind me were two senior citizens. I wanted to do a good deed, so I said, "Cut before me in line, I have all the time in the world." My reward? The old man scolded me because I supposedly insinuated that they were old, and only had a short time left to live. FML

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dannyboy - 30/03/2012 16:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML

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Hey!

QueueJumper - 11/02/2014 00:45 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line at a clothes store when someone cut in in front of me, and the gentlemen in front of me. I shouted, "Hey! Queue starts back here!". He responded by pointing out the "gentlemen" in front was actually a very realistic mannequin. FML

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dirtythief - 18/07/2013 16:01 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

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Kids pick up stuff you say

Embarrassed mom - 06/11/2025 15:00

Today, after a long, tedious and annoying wait in line at the supermarket, my 5-year-old told the cashier, “Mommy says you’re too slow.” FML

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Keep your distance

Anonymous - 25/02/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML

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How very dare you?

PainStressLife - - United States - Dublin

Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML

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This is why we shop online!

trash80 - 21/02/2018 19:00

Today, while checking out at Target, I had the choice of standing behind one lady or a long line. Naturally, I chose the former. Half an hour later, the long line had completely passed, and I was still standing behind the lady, who was now arguing with the cashier. FML

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Cashier - 24/09/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML

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anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

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speechless - 01/06/2013 00:50 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

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relyo 0

Monday 14 June 2010 19:06

Soon he'll be dead and you'll still be alive. Then you'll have your revenge.

UnprecendentedAw 0

Monday 14 June 2010 19:06

Old people can be asses sometimes. Kudos to you for trying to be nice.

natural711 6

Monday 14 June 2010 22:41

**** them old bastards, they're like Jews everything must be given to them

Samantha_baby 0

Monday 14 June 2010 22:43

... last again! woot.

fml_fwp 9

Tuesday 3 July 2012 23:04

You are a ******* asshole. You racist bastard. My stepmom is Jewish, thank you very much.

pwner64 0

Monday 14 June 2010 22:51

twenty sixth!!

Samantha_baby 0

Monday 14 June 2010 22:56

last again

Samantha_baby 0

Monday 14 June 2010 23:00

I'm laster! :]

Samantha_baby 0

Monday 14 June 2010 23:03

um.. sure! haha but you just said that so you could be last.. I'm smarter than you man! ahaha LAST!

CallMeHush 0

Monday 14 June 2010 23:09

Truth hurts, eh old guy?

Cody305 0

Monday 14 June 2010 23:12

last first

Samantha_baby 0

Monday 14 June 2010 23:17

I'm last and you can be second last. ok Jacob? :]

AntonioDB 0

Monday 14 June 2010 23:18

no good deed goes unpunished.

SHINeeGirl 0

Monday 14 June 2010 23:22

wow, you really should have thought that one through. the intended kindness should have been recognized, but wording should be put a little more partcularly.