Try gettin them in between your fingers!!!

aww paper cut, ydi for saying profusely. I'm sure you were dripping with blood. however fyl for the bitch reaction you got

Uh... 27, dude, paper cuts bleed profusely. They do. OP's co-worker sounds like an egotistical bitch.

You should have wiped your blood on her desk/work area.

I bet OP looked crazy, smearing his blood all over his phone/keyboard, trying to type in this fml...

I bet this resulted in op cutting himself more when he got home.

I got a cardboard cut once. had to get 48 stitches and lost 3 fingers.

that's nothing. back in my day we didn't get a bandaid unless we lost our whole hand. even then we'd have to go back to edge-testing the cardboard on our own flesh within the half hour.

i agree"/

agree. bloody bitch needs a mirror.

all women are like this

Or OP has used lame excuses to flirt with her in the past. OP didn't ask all the co-workers generally, seek a first aid kit, report his serious on-the-job injury to his boss, etc. Asking her for a plaster may have been an attempt to foster sympathy.

#66 you are an ass.

my thoughts exactly!

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A "Bloody Sanchez"?