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The Nutcracker

lalalohan - 17/04/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML

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Tights2Tight - 19/12/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML

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embarassinggg - 06/02/2013 18:57 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to, "Stop sticking your butt out!" My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML

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gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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DeActivated - 04/05/2013 00:39 - United States - West Jordan

Today, I was at dance rehearsal. As a male dancer I like to keep the fact that I dance a secret because of the stupid stereotypes male dancers have. This plan was quickly shot down when I discovered I was performing at my school. FML

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belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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anon - 04/06/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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irishbitch - 15/11/2009 07:51

Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML

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Anonymous - 02/03/2025 09:00 - Australia

Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML

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shayansh 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:11

Did she say anything back?

mrhahn530 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:15

She probably noticed before you lol.

ButterflyKisses1 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:32

Um. Seriously. Mens ballet tights are supposed to be incredibly tight. Dumb. Thats why they are called TIGHTS. Congrats you fail too

westward_man 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:38

#27 Cavalier is a role in The Nutcracker. He's called a danseur or a ballerino.

Jem0_0 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:17

Was he wearing blue by any chance? He could have been trying to imitate the guy from "Watchmen"...

steinway 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:30

wtf is a male ballerina? the proper term is "danseur" not "ballerino" either....

REKupp 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:15

yes, 12 year olds. A male ballet dancer can be a danseur or a ballerino.

5ive 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 4:28

hahahhahahah i freakin love this FML! i don't know what i would say in that situation! lmao :)

timeisindustry 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 4:59

you obviously have never been to a ballet recital with male dancers. tights = revealing, duhhh.

scateice 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:18

Thank u for complimenting my son!!

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Monday 3 October 2011 19:38

retard.

kellster 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:27

#2, read again. #20, actually a dance belt is just there to keep the junk from flapping around. It's practical, not aesthetic. OP: try not talking during performances.