The mailman

fuckfuck - - United States - Fort Smith

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering mail, I was yelled at by a guy, who threatened to shoot me if I "trespassed" on his property. He made me toss his mail toward his porch from the street, before telling me to get lost. FML
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Levvy 22

Eh, look at it this way. Now that that's done, you can save some time and effort at that stop just flinging mail instead of having to drop it in the box. His loss, your gain.

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Rizzen 27

he is really messed in the head. just have him pick up his mail from the post office

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renaee 13

Time to change your name and move to Canada, eh.

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Axipiter 24

1, Canada ain't much better. You see all kinds of crazy shit delivering mail on the mean streets of Canada, take it from someone with experience.

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sempiternal80816 9

#54 A Toronto ghetto is a JOKE compared to an American one. So don't say that about Canada.

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Levvy 22

Eh, look at it this way. Now that that's done, you can save some time and effort at that stop just flinging mail instead of having to drop it in the box. His loss, your gain.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Until he complains about it to OP's boss. Let's face it, this guy isn't rational.

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Rizzen 27

he is really messed in the head. just have him pick up his mail from the post office

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Ambient25 24

Or better yet, report him and have him pick up his mail at the police station.

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

That is what I am saying. Legally, as a public official (assuming that you work for USPS; I'm not sure how it would work for a private company, like FedEx or UPS), you have the right, nay, the obligation to go onto his lawn.

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larrena2377 26

I'd quit giving him his mail. Make his crazy ass go to the post office for it.

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ChristianH39 30

That was my first thought too, him threatening to shoot OP is more than enough reason to stop delivering to him.

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WinterBlue42 22

Actually, I think the best option would be for the OP to report it to his superiors, and not deliver the mail until they provide a solution. (Such as police, or. . Something.)

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xXKGBxBRIXx 6

some people just want to watch the world burn

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JMichael 25

No no they want to watch their mail burn.

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Clioo_fml 17

No, no, some people are just bat-shit crazy and shouldn't have the right to gun ownership.

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cryssycakesx3 22

some people want to make overused comments and watch fml burn

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LinkandSaria 10

Because violence solves everything right?

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drewflav 17

I think it would be better to put the mail in a bucket of wet dog poop and put a lid on it, placing it just beyond his property line.

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ChristianH39 30

OP should just throw it haphazardly out the window as he drives by, as long as it lands in his yard it's good right?

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Bloink 25

throwing it at his face will make it so he doesnt even have to move to get his mail!

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kyuubi1 14

he must be one of those paranoid people I here about all the time.

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weveallbeenthere 30

don't deliver it, tell your boss he threatened you and make him get a P.O. Box

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zandalee 19

This is the reason so many mailmen go 'postal'...

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x_the_lancer_x 13

Report him. Threatening like that simply isn't acceptable, some might argue that it comes with the job but this is a bit extreme if you ask me.

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