The irony stings

Anonymous - 08/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML
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cefarix 5

Today, my friend and I were out looking for nectar, when a gigantic beast rumbles by and sucks my friend into its gaping jaws. He hits some flesh inside the mouth, and sacrifices himself for the hive by stinging the horrid beast. FML

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dant 0

Ironically, at that speed, it's better for the environment to roll up your windows and use the AC. Opening the windows creates enough drag to worsen the MPG.

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cefarix 5

Today, my friend and I were out looking for nectar, when a gigantic beast rumbles by and sucks my friend into its gaping jaws. He hits some flesh inside the mouth, and sacrifices himself for the hive by stinging the horrid beast. FML

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dant 0

Ironically, at that speed, it's better for the environment to roll up your windows and use the AC. Opening the windows creates enough drag to worsen the MPG.

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Cathrin 26

Doesn't say what speed he was driving at. I think the cutoff is 50mph; before, the windows are more efficient; after, the A/C is.

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onigiriqueen 0

#5: Don't say that, you'll encourage them. OP: That's why you shouldn't bother. I know I don't!

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Bitts 0

Depends on the aerodynamics of the car and how fast you were going. If you were on a highway going 60 or higher, you were more eco-friendly with the AC....basically what #4 said

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Araylon49 0

ditto #7, sucks about you cheek OP, at least you werent allergic ^_^

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shg222 0

brilliant conclusion, op. be eco-friendly and get stung by bees. you're a smart one :)

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