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The hero

POP101 - 05/02/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

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anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

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SK8 OR DIE

Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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Smooth gym bro

Dkim620 - - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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Anonymous - 13/11/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML

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SmellyLeg - 20/11/2017 15:00

Today, my bike slipped on ice and I slid spectacularly for several meters. While my helmet saved me from a cracked skull, nothing could protect me from landing leg-first in the dog poop somebody hadn't bothered to pick up. I had to go to school like that. FML

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Saturday 6 February 2010 1:02

Chivalry: When you're trying to get ass but end up failing.

skullet 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 1:01

coordination win!

braFTW 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:31

Rule #17: Don't Be a Hero

likeomgwhat 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:16

that was dumb of u man... i hope that girl was really hot...even tho it dosnt make that much of a difference

toadaron 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:32

A for good intentions, F for execution. Average = C+

VraelVhalen 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 8:11

Yeah but he dropped his laptop so he loses a letter grade and is bumped to a minus so he gets a D-

thor89 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:14

the things you'll do to get layed

Skone 3

Monday 8 February 2010 2:45

Rule #17: Don't be a hero

xsi0pao 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:42

YDI for tryna be helpful..

lolwtfwasthat 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:52

don't judge me but I do prefer womens legs spread

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Thursday 22 April 2010 20:46

that's what you get for being sexist. women don't need you to be their hero.

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Sunday 6 June 2010 19:52

Lol, he tried to be a hero and save a person, and you turn into a feminist deal and bitch him out for being sexist. This is why you shouldn't have any rights

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Sunday 25 April 2010 3:04

"Today, I slipped on the ice, 'cause I was wearing heels. suddenly, some dumbass runs over and falls on my leg. then he runs off, crying about his laptop. FML"